radical or pro-parental.

electrotonus @ 2007-02-17T01:11:00

2007-02-16T15:11:22Z

it's my party and i'll cry if i want to.

electrotonus @ 2007-02-12T00:43:00

2007-02-11T14:44:27Z

i swear.

one day i will google evita march. and find thousands of links dedicated to me.

goody

2007-02-05T06:09:19Z

Which Sweet Valley Girl Are You?

You're Elizabeth Wakefield. You're a goody-two-shoes and you actually like studying. You've been kidnapped, in a coma, and you killed your twin sister's boyfriend in a drunk driving accident. You always find out what's bothering people and end up saving the day.
Take this quiz!

electrotonus @ 2007-01-03T09:04:00

2007-01-03T09:04:21Z

very good.

electrotonus @ 2006-12-29T15:05:00

2006-12-29T15:05:49Z

i am having trouble sleeping. all because of this book the time traveler's wife. everytime i close my eyes i think about the book and i just get all teary.

honestly. to me, this is the new catherine and heathcliff.

if you havent read it, honestly. find it, and read it now

one of the best books i have ever read.

electrotonus @ 2006-12-28T14:40:00

2006-12-28T14:40:32Z

i hope everyone has a lovely christmas

xx

electrotonus @ 2006-11-02T13:42:00

2006-11-02T13:42:39Z

well, if it comes down to it
i guess i am excited about hearing shel scream

...of terror....

something like that.

2006-10-11T12:53:38Z

Everyone should do this... its so fun!

Put your music player on shuffle.

Press forward for each question.

Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You might be surprised though.

How am I feeling today?
pink floyd - welcome to the machine

Will I get far in life?
placebo - something rotten

How do my friends see me?
jamiroquai - destitute illusion

Where will I get married?
ffaf - bend your arms to look like wings

What is my best friend's theme song?
electric six - danger! high voltage

What is the story of my life?
ben harper - the drugs dont work (that is really quite sad)

What's high school like?
they might be giants - rabid child

How can I get ahead in life?
nine inch nails - terrible lie

What is the best thing about you?
dashboard confessional - screaming infidelities

What is tomorrow going to be like?
taking back sunday - up against (blackout)

What is in store for this weekend?
muse - feeling good

How is my life going?
little birdy - relapse

What song will they play at my funeral?
the cure - lullaby

What do my friends really think of me?
obscured by clouds - pink floyd

Do people secretly lust after me?
pj harvey - horses in my dreams

How can I make myself happy?
radiohead - karma police

Will I ever have children?
tool - ticks and leeches

Who will you marry?
dissolve - switchblade symphony

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
eric clapton - forever man

playboy.

2006-08-22T11:38:24Z

I'd just like to share a little something with everyone...

playboy of the month, february, 1963

playboy of the month, march, 1998

no wonder women have so many body issues these days.

heh

2006-08-15T13:15:18Z

Dear Diary,

I'm stuck with my lame family in this crummy motel room for six months, and I ~~couldn't be happier.~~ want to KILL THEM ALL

sweet valley.

2006-07-25T11:54:27Z

Generally, I don't hide the fact that I am a sweet valley high fan.

Ok. Rephrase.
Generally, I don't hide the fact that I am a huge hardcore die hard sweet valley high fan.

I don't hide it because I don't have a problem with who I am. Additionally, I am looking for someone to share the love. Someone who knows who Elizabeth, Jessica, Lila, Enid, Todd, Ken, Amy, Cara and Bruce are. Someone who knows who won the Jungle Prom. Someone knows who was in a terrible motorcycle accident and was in a coma then her personality changed. Someone who knows who the bitchy cheerleader was who tried to force Jessica off the team. Someone who KNOWS whose lisence plate is 1BRUCE1 (it should be pretty obvious, duh, Bruce).

Basically, I am waiting for the day when I hear someone else cry OMG I READ SVH TOO.

So, here's a bunch of quotes. I am not looking for much. But if ANY of them make you crack a smile, let me know:D

If I don't hear from anyone, I'll just continue my love in silence until one day I meet another huge, hardcore, die hard SVH fan.

____________
Jessica: Grow a personality, Wilkins. And for your information, Elizabeth, I don’t want you to help me throw myself at Brad. I want you to help me to help him throw himself at me.
Todd: That last sentence is making me dizzy.

Conner McDermott: I just wish they'd play some music by someone who could pick a guitar out of a lineup.

Jessica: Todd’s OK if boring turns you on.

Steven: Who’s that you’re talking to?
Jessica: Nobody. Just someone asking for directions.
Steven: From you? Poor guy. He’ll never get anywhere.

Todd: Jessica, she lost her backpack—have a little patience and compassion...i’ll find you a dictionary so you can look those words up.

Bruce: Hats are for geeks, Wilkins. Or maybe you already knew that.
Todd: Is that right? Maybe we can discuss it at leisure when you’re in the hospital, recovering from massive heat stroke.

Bruce: We must have looked like Night of the living dead..
Jessica: No, only you, Bruce. The rest of us looked great.

Lila: I have no intention of dying in a tacky bathroom in the suburbs. Especially with you for company. I’m a Fowler.
Todd: If the wall caves in, it won’t stop to check your ID before it crushes you to death.

Jessica: Oh, mingling. One of my favorite activities.
Liz: In order of importance, does mingling come before or after shopping, gossiping, and blowing off your classes?
Jessica: After shopping, before gossiping, and neck and neck with blowing off my classes.

Liz: Jessica—no! I’ll treat all the contestants exactly the same.
Jessica: That’s the unfairest thing I’ve ever heard in my life!

Lila: This is all your fault!
Todd: An earthquake is my fault? Right. And for my next trick, I’ll create a nice solar eclipse.

Jessica: So then Mr. Wilfred asked what I was staring at.
Kristin Seltzer: So did you tell him the truth?
Jessica: Right! What was I supposed to say—‘Sorry, Mr. Wilfred, but I was looking out the window to keep from going into a coma because your class is so boring’?

Liz: Nobody in this family can carry a tune. Especially you.
Jessica: Good! Since we’re all tone deaf, we won’t be able to tell how off-key we are

Jessica: You’re a disgrace to teenage girls everywhere.
Liz: I’m so embarrassed. Does this mean I lose my membership in boy crazy anonymous?

Liz: Yep, this is it. Maple Lane. It’s number 202.
Jessica: Maple Lane. Sounds like a good location for a Hitchcock murder mystery. Action, adventure, intrigue—at 202 Maple Lane.

Yeah. That was totally fun:)

electrotonus @ 2006-07-09T15:55:00

2006-07-09T05:56:31Z

HI KIDS:D

i have been recently quiet.

but, mostly, because uni was winding up. lots of exams, assignments so forth.

oh and i moved house. i now live in carseldine.

earlier today, there was a bush turkey in my backyard, and it tried to fight my cat.

crazy times.

oh, i havent slept in 29 hours.

oops.

sup dawgg

2006-05-28T07:42:05Z

I did this on myspace. so i decided to give my LJ friends a bit of a taste. :)

Put your music player on shuffle.

Press forward for each question.

Use the song title as the answer to the question even if they don't make sense. You might be surprised though.

How am I feeling today?
we can work it out - the beatles

Will I get far in life?
two hearts in 3/4 time - the avalanches

How do my friends see me?
morning bell - radiohead

Where will I get married?
the employment pages - death cab for cutie (what??)

What is my best friend's theme song?
rip her to shreds - blondie

What is the story of my life?
L.A woman - the doors (snap!)

What's high school like?
i can't - radiohead

How can I get ahead in life?
philosophy - ben folds five

What is the best thing about you?
heart on her sweater - taking back sunday

What is tomorrow going to be like?
everybody loves somebody - frank sinatra

What is in store for this weekend?
sex and violence - the exploited (oh dear)

How is my life going?
answer - the ataris

What song will they play at my funeral?
chunky chunky air guitar - the whitlams

What do my friends really think of me?
poles apart - pink floyd

Do people secretly lust after me?
bliss - muse (snap!)

How can I make myself happy?
judy is a punk - the ramones

Will I ever have children?
rhinoceros - the smashing pumpkins

Who will you marry?
intension - tool

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
spider - they might be giants

electrotonus @ 2006-05-12T00:40:00

2006-05-11T14:41:14Z

I don't always do links, but this is just too good to give up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRwJDBZ3as4

:)

2006-05-11T14:37:14Z

electrotonus @ 2006-05-10T00:08:00

2006-05-09T14:09:56Z

where do people get all this time to be fucking creative?

im lucky if i blurt out a few clever lines every week.
in other news. quit smoking.

fuck.

SHELBY; if you read this, id love to see you soon, but since i have quit smoking this week...this may cause several problems.

electrotonus @ 2006-04-28T13:55:00

2006-04-28T03:56:22Z

he came home he came home he came home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

electrotonus @ 2006-04-27T21:32:00

2006-04-27T11:34:39Z

dear orion,

i love you so much. why did you have to go away? i know you were just following the dogs as they were going for a walk, and you may have gotten lost. please come home, or let me find you. it has been four nights now, and i am a mess without you. i love you baby.

love forever, and always, your evie.

electrotonus @ 2006-04-08T20:23:00

2006-04-08T10:25:12Z

two of the greatest moments in my life;

peter- now here's the plan. you'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. now there'll be an invisible laser grid three inches from the floor, so you'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
brian- can i buy some pot from you?

brian- hey, do you hear that?
peter- what?
brian- sounds like someone's screaming.
peter- what? what is it boy? what are you trying to say?
brian- it sounds like loretta is screaming.
peter- trouble at the old mill?
brian- what are you insane?
peter- somebody fall through the ice?
brian- it's summer.
peter- bobcat?
brian- RURURURURURU!!!
peter- loretta's in trouble?! come on boy!

electrotonus @ 2006-04-06T23:59:00

2006-04-06T13:59:37Z

im starting to mess up and confuse english with french.

electrotonus @ 2006-03-07T23:36:00

2006-03-07T13:36:25Z

*cheri talking about her sims*

"my child has a clowns face. i plan to drown it"

is it evil that i found that so amusing?

ahhh.

2006-02-04T09:54:06Z

Im leaving to go to the coast tomorrow for a week.

fuck yes. holiday.
anyways, today we finally figured out the mess. i have been pulling my tears out and crying out my hair for a while now because i have had no idea what is going to happen. a few of us will move out and try to live in alderly. near the train station.

anyways.

went to laser force last night as a wendys group outing. hahaha. it was mad fun. my accuracy was fucking ace. not many people were suprised. i blew away a lot of my childhood playing house of the dead.

then naomi and i went into the valley. which turned into an escapade of a lot of vodka and orange and really meaningful chit chatter whilst dancing in a crude manner to the violent femmes.

anyways.

heres me.

my wog nose is back in full glory.

quzzor.

2006-01-11T05:21:17Z

this is pretty nifty...

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	46%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Religious	\|\|\|\|	16%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Materialism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Narcissism	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Histrionic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Female cliche	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%

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trait snapshot:

expressive, open, self revealing, loves large parties, loud, social, outgoing, does not like social isolation, assertive, social chameleon, positive, always busy, likes to fit in, likes to stand out, enjoys leadership, brutally honest, trusting, optimistic, desires attention, dominant, aggressive, attachment prone, wants to be understood, realistic

hrrrrrmmm.

i took a book and went into the forest

2005-12-19T10:21:01Z

if i could do just one near perfect thing i'd be happy
theyd write it on my grave, or when they scattered my ashes
on second thoughts id rather hang about and be there with my best friend
if she wants me

electrotonus @ 2005-11-24T23:49:00

2005-11-24T13:49:47Z

LEGEND OF THE DOG FACED WOMAN.